Musings of an Employee...

Maybe because of the depress from work, the moment I open my mailbox and found this article is so true…

* When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow
* When my boss takes a long time,
he/she is thorough
* When I don't do it,
I am lazy
* When my boss does not do it,
he/she is busy
* When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart
* When my boss does the same,
he/she takes the initiative
* When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing
* When my boss pleases his boss,
he/she is cooperating
* When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot
* When my boss makes a mistake,
he's/she's only human
* When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around
* When my boss is out of the office,
he's/she's on business
* When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick
* When my boss is a day off sick,
he/she must be very ill
* When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
* When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's/she's overworked
* When I do good,
my boss never remembers
* When I do wrong,
he/she never forgets

This is the musings of an employee in current decade. Sighh....